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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 06:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

YouTube is hiding an excellent, official high-speed Pac-Man mod in plain sight - Ars Technica

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Ozempic has ‘very rare’ sight loss side effect, EU drugs regulator finds - politico.eu

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I accidentally bought a protein powder that gains weight by mistake, can I still use it to lose weight if I only consume small portions? Or is it completely useless now?

share office space ...

No go.

Next, they tried...

How can one find BPO clients for inbound and outbound voice processes?

Still no good

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Most Women Ignore This Symptom As A Subtle Sign Of A Heart Attack, But It Could Be A Matter Of Life And Death - BuzzFeed

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Elden Ring Nightreign devs confirm they’re working on a duos mode - Polygon

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Wanda Sykes delivers epic 26-minute acceptance speech, mentions every other winner at event and speaks up for trans people - CNN

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Nintendo Switch 2: The Ars Technica review - Ars Technica

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

No way

How can someone get patrons on Patreon if they are a beginner artist?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Fed's Powell brings blunt message to Congress on interest rates this week - TheStreet

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

‘Razor Blade Throat’ Symptoms As ‘Nimbus’ COVID-19 Variant Spreads - Forbes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

What are the most interesting use cases of Alibaba's Qwen model?